Banished from their respective kingdoms for living unhappily-­‐ever-­‐after, Zel (Rapunzel), Faira (Snow White), and Rory (Sleeping Beauty) are three divorced and dysfunctional princesses adjusting to life in the fairytale city of The City. When Ari (The Little Mermaid) shows up on their doorstep, dumped, despondent, and damp, the princesses begin a new adventure. In the company of peasants, nostalgic icons, and beloved fictional characters, these girls are looking to marry, boff, and bitch their way back into fairytale relevancy. Ari must stand on her own two feet; Rory must let go; Zel must give in; Faira must say ‘no.’ The citizens of The City can all agree: happy endings are for massage parlors.